|
|
Post by tiger rex on Jan 30, 2006 14:35:39 GMT 10
TIGER WILL TEAR YOUR HEART OUT- LITERALLY...
THIS THURSDAY .BAR OPEN.
BRING RAW MEAT OR WOUNDED ANIMALS.
WITH SPECIAL GUEST DJ PiMP SLAP
AND DJ GIMP SUIT
|
|
|
|
Post by Tired on Jan 30, 2006 14:38:37 GMT 10
Hey Mark, any chance this can go the way of Clive?
|
|
|
|
Post by isaacs on Jan 30, 2006 14:58:37 GMT 10
Clive?
|
|
|
|
Post by Beatch on Jan 30, 2006 15:16:00 GMT 10
Yo Tiger hey man you know I did the raw meat thing back in the 70s. Yeah baby, that's right, before you woz even born. I woz on stage makin my showbiz debut, wearing black velvet with a plunging neckline, long white gloves, red lipstick and Chanel No 5.
Heads were spinning, natch.
I wanted something new to make a real artistic statement with, like ya know kind of Simone de Beauvoir meets Marilyn Munroe. So I put a bag of nasty raw minced pet food between my knockout perty breasts. Strutted my cute little ass across that stage, plunging my hand where every one else wanted to plunge theirs, deep down between those golden warm globes of mine, took a handfull of the bloody mince a few times and flung it at the audience.
I grabbed the Leader of the band by his spikey hair pulled his head back and gave him a deep, tongue twisting kiss. Announcing the name of the now world famous band to the audience I said "These are the **** **** **** and I fuck all of them."
Now beat that, you pussy whipped little horn player. Then come on up and see me so you can hang with a real woman for a change.
Love your work, Rexy baby. Really I do.
Meg, if you are reading this sugar baby, you have a lot to learn about showbiz honey.
|
|
|
|
Post by Not Meg on Jan 30, 2006 16:21:26 GMT 10
Christ! here we go again Rex Tiger Lion sex! Keep it up Dave & the pun is intended.
|
|
|
|
Post by Good Queen Bess on Jan 31, 2006 12:42:30 GMT 10
You really want to keep it up Dave? Poor Tiger no wonder he's growling so much.
|
|
|
|
Post by Relieved on Jan 31, 2006 21:24:02 GMT 10
O Thank God Tigers back
Im sick of all these other Lost and flailing souls Boring me shitless with their Philosophy and penny ante arguments
Tiger Knows what hes doing Out playing and out creating all these boring Politically correct scaredy Cats.
The Big guy is Back hooray
|
|
|
|
Post by Gigi on Feb 1, 2006 4:02:04 GMT 10
Yo Tiger hey man ... Then come on up and see me so you can hang with a real woman for a change. Tigre! Pourquoi allez de pair avec ce bas hussie quand je suis l'attente vous mon amour? Mon Dieu! |
|
|
|
Post by tig on Feb 3, 2006 0:53:22 GMT 10
Hello beatch-
you are but a wounded gnu to me. I shall lacerate your hind and then drag you back squeeling to my nest. You think you are so up with it, using black speak and ..wow..you were doing my shit in the 70s!!!!!
give me a break, you are a clapped out punk who wished they had learnt a real craft in the 70s.
Come to my gig and i shall tear you a new one
Tiger
|
|
|
|
Post by GBr on Feb 3, 2006 13:11:13 GMT 10
Finally saw Tiger in action last night. What a sight! What a wonderful sight. This has gotta be seen to be believed... Hey, Tiger also plays a growling tenor now and then. Sounds like Pharoah Sanders on a good day. Ops, I mean Colonel Sanders. The rest of the band are potential farm animals though... I think they'll need to dress up to get as much respect as Tiger. ROAR.
What animals are they:
Thai - Spider (insect, sorry)
Nash - Leopard
Bates - Raging Bull
|
|
|
|
Post by Im Shocked on Feb 3, 2006 14:59:42 GMT 10
Tiger Rox
|
|
|
|
Post by Tony Norris on Feb 4, 2006 2:03:07 GMT 10
Tiger was awesome!, man No-one is playing on that level, ANYWHERE, i dont know why some record company people orsome critics (Adrian!, Keveypopps,Jessica) dont come and review thsi freak of music!
Tiger needs to be recorded in OZ so the word can be spread, just amazing playing,
im sorry, he IS the best
T
|
|
|
|
Post by Peter Bishop on Feb 4, 2006 10:06:53 GMT 10
Hey Tony, how are you mate, long time no see. So your into Tiger? I'm still a fan of Alise Platt myself, great singer. I guess we have more than one thing in common.
|
|
|
|
Post by vickijane on Feb 4, 2006 10:25:03 GMT 10
Hello beatch- you are but a wounded gnu to me. are so up with it, using black speak and ..wow.. . Come to my gig and i shall tear you a new one Tiger "Black speak"? Tiger! You don't get around much do you? That is white western teenage speak these days. Gideon: you are totally hilarious - you're Cartman aren't you? Hope you've found a home. |
|
|
|
Post by johnnymastropaulos on Feb 5, 2006 2:31:39 GMT 10
YES! BUSTED! GIDEON IS CARTMAN!
and... tiger was AWEsome on thursday. I pulled at the gig. serious tail.
|
|
