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Post by ironguts on Dec 6, 2006 8:31:02 GMT 10
Hey Jeremy, I've heard that Tinkler got bashed up by a girl at Bennetts. What a softy, I heard she was tiny too. What is it with Jazz that it incites such brutality man, might be time for security at Bennetts, especially with the MWJF coming up, all those violent jazz chicks!!
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Post by aj on Dec 6, 2006 9:51:38 GMT 10
Don't ask Jeremy for help, he's the one who offered her a free drink if she'd hit Tinkler !!
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Post by trumpetguy on Dec 6, 2006 10:10:03 GMT 10
I heard they got a kitty together to pay her to give him a whack, with Michael offering a bonus for a king hit!
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Post by cartman on Dec 6, 2006 12:14:24 GMT 10
Tinkler got bashed up by a girl, dudes? rotflmao but Guts which dudette was it? My mum says Tinklers one of those dudes who wears leather trousers with his butt hanging out and enjoys getting into trouble with girls like Miss Spankalot so he probably PAID them, to get to her do it anyway.
Is Tinkler my dad?
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Post by ironguts on Dec 6, 2006 16:19:13 GMT 10
No way Tinkler is your dad Cartman, you don't have a beard. I recon he should do gigs in those leather dacks with his back to the audience like Miles did, that'd go well at Bennetts, but then Megglet would bash him too though, and Jeremy would want to kiss his butt.
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Post by cartman on Dec 6, 2006 19:07:01 GMT 10
My mum read your post over my shoulder guts dude and she said Stinkler looks real hot in leather specially when he has rosy cheeks. I just dont get it? does Tinkler wear girls blusher makeup on his face too? Did Miles do that cos if he did, he can kiss my butt too. Is Miles my Dad?
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Post by gator on Dec 7, 2006 20:54:53 GMT 10
My mum read your post over my shoulder guts dude and she said Stinkler looks real hot in leather specially when he has rosy cheeks. I just dont get it? does Tinkler wear girls blusher makeup on his face too? Did Miles do that cos if he did, he can kiss my butt too. Is Miles my Dad? Wouldnt think so....not if your mum really is Pauline Hanson.... |
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Post by glean on Dec 7, 2006 22:20:12 GMT 10
My mum read your post over my shoulder guts dude and she said Stinkler looks real hot in leather specially when he has rosy cheeks. I just dont get it? does Tinkler wear girls blusher makeup on his face too? Did Miles do that cos if he did, he can kiss my butt too. Is Miles my Dad? Wouldnt think so....not if your mum really is Pauline Hanson.... surely you are joking Gator, right? But just in case Gator dude - Cartman's and his mum are fictional cartoon characters from the brilliant team of writers who produce a satirical adult tv show called South Park. The show has some of the strongest commentary on social inequity to rival John Pilger or Naomi Wolf in my humble opinion. OJF Cartman is just a hommage to the show I think and loosely based on one of the main characters in that TV show. Pauline Hanson is an illinformed, naive and misguided woman who was used by some disgusting Nazi's to further their own political aims. But she never made it on to South Park, though she did well on our own Jordo's "Dancing! with the STARS!" SHit Gator, now I am depressed again. |
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Post by ironguts on Dec 7, 2006 22:31:44 GMT 10
Fuck man, if I was you I'd be depressed too, thats some shit you're talking.
Cartman, don't listen to that shit, I love you man, you're my beat and only real friend.
Gotta say, you're right about Pauline,,,, she danced well.
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Post by glean on Dec 8, 2006 0:17:19 GMT 10
Guts did you make love to her like only a real man would backstage when you depped that night? Or was that Tim Stevens?
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Post by gator on Dec 8, 2006 7:25:57 GMT 10
Wouldnt think so....not if your mum really is Pauline Hanson.... surely you are joking Gator, right? But just in case Gator dude - Cartman's and his mum are fictional cartoon characters from the brilliant team of writers who produce a satirical adult tv show called South Park. The show has some of the strongest commentary on social inequity to rival John Pilger or Naomi Wolf in my humble opinion. OJF Cartman is just a hommage to the show I think and loosely based on one of the main characters in that TV show. Pauline Hanson is an illinformed, naive and misguided woman who was used by some disgusting Nazi's to further their own political aims. But she never made it on to South Park, though she did well on our own Jordo's "Dancing! with the STARS!" SHit Gator, now I am depressed again. Sorry Glen - and thanks for the cultural enlightenment - I'll try and stick to the script from now on....no more improvising |
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Post by timothystevens on Dec 8, 2006 7:35:55 GMT 10
Guts did you make love to her like only a real man would backstage when you depped that night? Or was that Tim Stevens? Guts has always been a perfect gentleman and never laid a finger on me. So it must have been Pauline H. |
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Post by glean on Dec 8, 2006 8:36:57 GMT 10
Chef Timothy has arrived dudes  Gator please...dont stop imrovising man ever....... i didnt get it cos i cant read your mind thats all............... your improvisation is always something i have time for and you gotta keep it up... kinda like Tinklers little bitty red rocket hotdog thats always in hand |
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Post by ironguts on Dec 8, 2006 14:00:42 GMT 10
I never, not Pauline, too greasy, all those fish n chips, horrible, what a thought, maybe if I had a full body condom,,,,, naaa, no way. Tim on the other hand.
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Post by timothystevens on Dec 8, 2006 16:29:48 GMT 10
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