Bored

[ironguts]

Yes I'm bored and I can't stop posting. Too much practice not enough drinking,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

[jeremy]

well, since you're bored, here's some pickup lines to use on muso's:

1. I just broke my G-string. Can I borrow yours?

2. Let's measure the interval between me, you, and our clothes all off.

3. Hey baby, how do you like my Grand Staff?

4. Our voices are more than an octave apart. Let's get a little closer.

5. Want to make some parallel motion back to my place?

6. Hey, baby, I have a special new mute for your f hole.

7. How bout you come over here and let me put my damp-it in your f-hole.

8. Can we find the counter-point motion on my (your) Grand Staff?

9. If you rub lubricant on my (trombone) slide, it moves faster and gets longer, wanna see?

10. A mouthpiece isn't the only place I like to put my lips.

11. I'd like to finger your fret board.

12. How about you act like a fermata and let me hold you.

13. The theme of this movement is love... Let's develop it...

14. I'd tap that snare drum.
(also works with "I'd bang that bass drum").

15. Is that a drumstick, or are you just happy to see me?

16. How 'bout you call a friend, and we can experiment with triplets

17. hey baby, lets make like Common Tones and i'll Resolve to take you Home

18. you must be augmented cause my love for you just won't diminish!

19. let's do something romantic cause I'm baroque!

20. Will your adjust your note and resolve my raised member?

21. I want to make you tremolo.

22. Band: "are you french-horny for my trom-boner?"

23. Hey baby... you know, pianists do it with ten fingers.

24. I want to rosin your bow.

25. How many positions can you get into?

26. The cello is the sexiest instrument: its large, goes between your legs, and vibrates.

27. Im gonna make you go up an octave

28. I want to make you hit a high note.

29. Can I play with your tremolo arm?

30. I want to go up and down all your scales.

31. baby, you'd better lower your pitch, 'cause right now, you're lookin' sharp!

32. I wish you were an augmented 6 chord so you could bring resolution to my raised member.

33. Baby, you know soprano's do it on top, but I'd be willing to be an alto for you

34. Our bitonal tendencies only augment our contrary motions baby

35. Lets have a tonic and get to your root

36. Baby when I use my vibrato on your G-string u'll take your Falsetto an octive higher

37. Middle C is a great note, I'd love to play between your staffs.

38. Are you a piano, or a forte?

39. There is nothing accidental about your body, baby. No sharps, no flats, all curves...

40. It would be great to rallentando floor with you.

41. So, do you prefer lento, andante, or allegro?

42. You make me crescendo.

43. I'll let you be the dominant.

44. You're great on the sax, how about an encore?

45. You can treat me like an ad lib solo, and play with me any way you want.

[captain]

You've been hanging out with John Felstead again haven't you?

[ironguts]

I'm bored again. entertain me now please.

[dq]

Well, how about you entertain us! That way you can release your boredom, and we can be entertained by your boring inspired entertainment.

[stevenrobertson]

I'd like to tongue and finger your curved soprano...



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[ironguts]

Shit!! You're more bored than me.