Post by vickibonet on Oct 12, 2007 16:50:20 GMT 10
Would you pass this one?
LANGUAGE:
1. Do you understand the meaning, but are unable to explain the origin of, the term "died in the arse"?
2. What is a mole?
3. Are these terms related: chuck a sickie; chuck a spaz; chuck a U-ey?
4. Explain the following passage: "In the arvo last Chrissy the relos
rocked up for a barbie, some bevvies and a few snags. After a bit of a lie down we opened the pressies, scoffed all the chockies, bickies
and lollies. Then we drained a few tinnies and Mum did her block after Dad and Steve had a barney and a bit of biffo."
CUSTOMS:
1. Macca, Chooka and Wanger are driving to Surfers in their Torana. If they are travelling at 100 km/h while listening to Barnsey, Farnsey and Acca Dacca, how many slabs will each person on average consume between flashing a brown eye and having a slash?
2. Complete the following sentences:
a) "If the van's rockin' don't bother
b) You're going home in the back of a ....
c) Fair suck of the ...
3. I've had a gutful and I can't be fagged. Discuss
5. Do you have a friend or relative who has a car in their front yard "up
on blocks"? Is his name Keith and does he have a wife called Cheryl?
FOOD:
1. Does your family regularly eat a dish involving mincemeat, cabbage,
curry powder and a packet of chicken noodle soup called either chow mein,
chop suey or kai see ming?
2. What are the ingredients in a rissole?
3. Demonstrate the correct procedure for eating a Tim Tam.
4. Do you have an Aunty Myrna who is famous for her tuna mornay and other
dishes involving a can of cream of celery soup?
5. In any two-hour period have you ever eaten three-bean salad, a chop and
two serves of pav washed down with someone else's beer that has been nicked
from a bath full of ice?
6. When you go to a bring- your-own-meat barbie can you eat other people's
meat or are you only allowed to eat your own?
CULTURE:
1. Do you own or have you ever owned a lawn mower, a pair of thongs, an
Esky or Ugg boots?
2. Is it possible to "prang a car" while doing "circle work"?
3. Who would you like to crack on to?
4. Who is the most Australian: Kevin "Bloody" Wilson, John "True Blue" Williamson, Kylie Minogue or Warnie?
5. Is there someone you are only mates with because they own a trailer or have a pool?
6. Would you love to have a beer with Duncan?
The people to be granted citizenship are the ones who call it a crock and
cheat.
LANGUAGE:
1. Do you understand the meaning, but are unable to explain the origin of, the term "died in the arse"?
2. What is a mole?
3. Are these terms related: chuck a sickie; chuck a spaz; chuck a U-ey?
4. Explain the following passage: "In the arvo last Chrissy the relos
rocked up for a barbie, some bevvies and a few snags. After a bit of a lie down we opened the pressies, scoffed all the chockies, bickies
and lollies. Then we drained a few tinnies and Mum did her block after Dad and Steve had a barney and a bit of biffo."
CUSTOMS:
1. Macca, Chooka and Wanger are driving to Surfers in their Torana. If they are travelling at 100 km/h while listening to Barnsey, Farnsey and Acca Dacca, how many slabs will each person on average consume between flashing a brown eye and having a slash?
2. Complete the following sentences:
a) "If the van's rockin' don't bother
b) You're going home in the back of a ....
c) Fair suck of the ...
3. I've had a gutful and I can't be fagged. Discuss
5. Do you have a friend or relative who has a car in their front yard "up
on blocks"? Is his name Keith and does he have a wife called Cheryl?
FOOD:
1. Does your family regularly eat a dish involving mincemeat, cabbage,
curry powder and a packet of chicken noodle soup called either chow mein,
chop suey or kai see ming?
2. What are the ingredients in a rissole?
3. Demonstrate the correct procedure for eating a Tim Tam.
4. Do you have an Aunty Myrna who is famous for her tuna mornay and other
dishes involving a can of cream of celery soup?
5. In any two-hour period have you ever eaten three-bean salad, a chop and
two serves of pav washed down with someone else's beer that has been nicked
from a bath full of ice?
6. When you go to a bring- your-own-meat barbie can you eat other people's
meat or are you only allowed to eat your own?
CULTURE:
1. Do you own or have you ever owned a lawn mower, a pair of thongs, an
Esky or Ugg boots?
2. Is it possible to "prang a car" while doing "circle work"?
3. Who would you like to crack on to?
4. Who is the most Australian: Kevin "Bloody" Wilson, John "True Blue" Williamson, Kylie Minogue or Warnie?
5. Is there someone you are only mates with because they own a trailer or have a pool?
6. Would you love to have a beer with Duncan?
The people to be granted citizenship are the ones who call it a crock and
cheat.