Post by vickibonet on Jan 3, 2008 18:14:30 GMT 10
This is a direct cut and paste from the Facebook 'Vampires' application...
What's the catch?
You can't read this. It is too small. To even try would be absurd. That's because it's FINE PRINT. Like, "fine" as in "small", not "fine" as in "dayamn girl you wit' all dem curves & me wit' no brakes! Someone's gonna git HURT!" That would be ridiculous. And we are serious. And fine. And now we're going to cut/paste this multiple times so that it looks like a lot of content. I can not believe you wasted your time trying to make this out. A much better use of your time would be to hit on AJ. He's awesome. He likes Pina Coladas. And getting caught in the rain. He's not into Yoga. He has half a brain. He likes making love at midnight, in the dunes of the Cape. He's the love that you've looked for - write to him and escape! And ladies.... he's single. You can't read this. It is too small. To even try would be absurd. That's because it's FINE PRINT. Like, "fine" as in "small", not "fine" as in "dayamn girl you wit' all dem curves & me wit' no brakes! Someone's gonna git HURT!" That would be ridiculous. And we are serious. And fine. And now we're going to cut/paste this multiple times so that it looks like a lot of content. I can not believe you wasted your time trying to make this out. A much better use of your time would be to hit on AJ. He's awesome. He likes Pina Coladas. And getting caught in the rain. He's not into Yoga. He has half a brain. He likes making love at midnight, in the dunes of the Cape. He's the love that you've looked for - write to him and escape! And ladies.... he's single.You can't read this. It is too small. To even try would be absurd. That's because it's FINE PRINT. Like, "fine" as in "small", not "fine" as in "dayamn girl you wit' all dem curves & me wit' no brakes! Someone's gonna git HURT!" That would be ridiculous. And we are serious. And fine. And now we're going to cut/paste this multiple times so that it looks like a lot of content. I can not believe you wasted your time trying to make this out. A much better use of your time would be to hit on AJ. He's awesome. He likes Pina Coladas. And getting caught in the rain. He's not into Yoga. He has half a brain. He likes making love at midnight, in the dunes of the Cape. He's the love that you've looked for - write to him and escape! And ladies.... he's single. You can't read this. It is too small. To even try would be absurd. That's because it's FINE PRINT. Like, "fine" as in "small", not "fine" as in "dayamn girl you wit' all dem curves & me wit' no brakes! Someone's gonna git HURT!" That would be ridiculous. And we are serious. And fine. And now we're going to cut/paste this multiple times so that it looks like a lot of content. I can not believe you wasted your time trying to make this out. A much better use of your time would be to hit on AJ. He's awesome. He likes Pina Coladas. And getting caught in the rain. He's not into Yoga. He has half a brain. He likes making love at midnight, in the dunes of the Cape. He's the love that you've looked for - write to him and escape! And ladies.... he's single. You can't read this. It is too small. To even try would be absurd. That's because it's FINE PRINT. Like, "fine" as in "small", not "fine" as in "dayamn girl you wit' all dem curves & me wit' no brakes! Someone's gonna git HURT!" That would be ridiculous. And we are serious. And fine. And now we're going to cut/paste this multiple times so that it looks like a lot of content. I can not believe you wasted your time trying to make this out. A much better use of your time would be to hit on AJ. He's awesome. He likes Pina Coladas. And getting caught in the rain. He's not into Yoga. He has half a brain. He likes making love at midnight, in the dunes of the Cape. He's the love that you've looked for - write to him and escape! And ladies.... he's single. AJ is the catch.
ends.
PS Now you all know what kind of drink to buy him to increase chances of securing that gig!
What's the catch?
You can't read this. It is too small. To even try would be absurd. That's because it's FINE PRINT. Like, "fine" as in "small", not "fine" as in "dayamn girl you wit' all dem curves & me wit' no brakes! Someone's gonna git HURT!" That would be ridiculous. And we are serious. And fine. And now we're going to cut/paste this multiple times so that it looks like a lot of content. I can not believe you wasted your time trying to make this out. A much better use of your time would be to hit on AJ. He's awesome. He likes Pina Coladas. And getting caught in the rain. He's not into Yoga. He has half a brain. He likes making love at midnight, in the dunes of the Cape. He's the love that you've looked for - write to him and escape! And ladies.... he's single. You can't read this. It is too small. To even try would be absurd. That's because it's FINE PRINT. Like, "fine" as in "small", not "fine" as in "dayamn girl you wit' all dem curves & me wit' no brakes! Someone's gonna git HURT!" That would be ridiculous. And we are serious. And fine. And now we're going to cut/paste this multiple times so that it looks like a lot of content. I can not believe you wasted your time trying to make this out. A much better use of your time would be to hit on AJ. He's awesome. He likes Pina Coladas. And getting caught in the rain. He's not into Yoga. He has half a brain. He likes making love at midnight, in the dunes of the Cape. He's the love that you've looked for - write to him and escape! And ladies.... he's single.You can't read this. It is too small. To even try would be absurd. That's because it's FINE PRINT. Like, "fine" as in "small", not "fine" as in "dayamn girl you wit' all dem curves & me wit' no brakes! Someone's gonna git HURT!" That would be ridiculous. And we are serious. And fine. And now we're going to cut/paste this multiple times so that it looks like a lot of content. I can not believe you wasted your time trying to make this out. A much better use of your time would be to hit on AJ. He's awesome. He likes Pina Coladas. And getting caught in the rain. He's not into Yoga. He has half a brain. He likes making love at midnight, in the dunes of the Cape. He's the love that you've looked for - write to him and escape! And ladies.... he's single. You can't read this. It is too small. To even try would be absurd. That's because it's FINE PRINT. Like, "fine" as in "small", not "fine" as in "dayamn girl you wit' all dem curves & me wit' no brakes! Someone's gonna git HURT!" That would be ridiculous. And we are serious. And fine. And now we're going to cut/paste this multiple times so that it looks like a lot of content. I can not believe you wasted your time trying to make this out. A much better use of your time would be to hit on AJ. He's awesome. He likes Pina Coladas. And getting caught in the rain. He's not into Yoga. He has half a brain. He likes making love at midnight, in the dunes of the Cape. He's the love that you've looked for - write to him and escape! And ladies.... he's single. You can't read this. It is too small. To even try would be absurd. That's because it's FINE PRINT. Like, "fine" as in "small", not "fine" as in "dayamn girl you wit' all dem curves & me wit' no brakes! Someone's gonna git HURT!" That would be ridiculous. And we are serious. And fine. And now we're going to cut/paste this multiple times so that it looks like a lot of content. I can not believe you wasted your time trying to make this out. A much better use of your time would be to hit on AJ. He's awesome. He likes Pina Coladas. And getting caught in the rain. He's not into Yoga. He has half a brain. He likes making love at midnight, in the dunes of the Cape. He's the love that you've looked for - write to him and escape! And ladies.... he's single. AJ is the catch.
ends.
PS Now you all know what kind of drink to buy him to increase chances of securing that gig!
