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Post by Kenny on May 20, 2005 16:10:52 GMT 10
Why aren't our homegrown jazz stars - guys and gals dripping with charisma, sex appeal and great teeth (especially the horn players) - hosting game shows and reality series, reading the weather or calling the footy? What's going on?  |
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Post by God on May 20, 2005 17:28:02 GMT 10
because most their grandparents came from the UK
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Post by Kenny on May 21, 2005 9:41:06 GMT 10
Dear God ... How they hangin' big fella?
1. What is the most heavenly toothpaste?
2. What's the gender split in Godzown House Band?
3. Who is the Antichrist Of Jazz?
Thanks.
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Post by God on May 22, 2005 12:15:56 GMT 10
Kenny Weir my child, I tell you it warrms my heart to know that you and I are now talking on a regular basis. I have always been here for you but alas in some of your darker moments you have forgotten that.
One heavenly toothpaste you might like is a Homepathic one that you can get at most healthfood stores or you canuse bicarbonate of soda like in the old days.
In our house band we have no gender just jazz.
The 'antichrist'? I have heard this expression used by Christians and those living in countries where Chistianity is a dominant culture. I believe you mean a being opposed to all good jazz things and that would have to be, in Australia, Kerry Packer, but as he doesn't converse with me I am not 100% sure about that, or maybe Eddie McGuire, I have to ponder upon that one for a while. Give me seven days and seven nights and I'll get back to you.
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Post by Kenny on May 25, 2005 10:58:19 GMT 10
1. If Mark Isaacs barracked for a footy team, which would it be?
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Post by Kenny on May 25, 2005 11:10:53 GMT 10
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Post by Kenny on May 25, 2005 14:52:09 GMT 10
Dear God:
1. Huh?
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Post by Kenny on May 25, 2005 14:56:18 GMT 10
Dear God:
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Ta, Pal!
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Post by Kenny on May 25, 2005 15:21:48 GMT 10
Dear God:
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Post by Kenny on Jun 4, 2005 16:04:13 GMT 10
Dear God: Is you is or is you ain't my saviour?
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Post by Kenny on Jun 16, 2005 10:56:30 GMT 10
Dear God: Is Kenneth Davidson's picture byline in the Age deliberately set up to look like Hunter S. Thompson?
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Post by Kenny on Jun 16, 2005 11:57:49 GMT 10
Also: Are canned sardines blasphemous?
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