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Post by Mr Purple on Jun 15, 2005 12:31:30 GMT 10
I'd like to take a minute of your time to share some of my thoughts about Mr. Kenny Weir with you. One of the first facts we should face is that if you were to tell Kenny that the law of self preservation dictates that I condemn -- without hesitation, without remorse -- all those who wage a clandestine guerilla war against many basic human rights, he'd just pull his security blanket a little tighter around himself and refuse to come out and deal with the real world. I unequivocally cannot emphasize enough how much I resent his drug-induced ravings. Since I don't know him that well, I'll have to be a bit presumptuous when I say that those of us who are too lazy or disinterested to find more constructive contexts in which to work toward resolving conflicts have no right to complain when he and his apparatchiks institutionalize sex discrimination by requiring different standards of protection and behavior for men and women. When surveyed, only two percent of Kenny's thralls agreed with the statement, "We can't stand idly by and let Kenny spawn delusions of pharisaism's resplendence." This is a frightening statistic to those who rely on, or simply support, social tolerance and open-mindedness.
You shouldn't let him intimidate you. You shouldn't let him push you around. We're the ones who are right, not Kenny. His claim that he is the ultimate authority on what's right and what's wrong is factually unsupported and politically motivated. At first blush, it appears that Kenny's assertions are flagitious to the core. However, Kenny likes to compare his expedients to those that shaped this nation. The comparison, however, doesn't hold up beyond some uselessly broad, superficial similarities that are so vague and pointless, it's not even worth summarizing them.
I pause to note that he either is or elects to be ignorant of scientific principles and methods. Kenny even intentionally misuses scientific terminology to provide financial support to backwards banana republics and their misguided dictators. If you need proof that he provides simplistic answers to complex problems, then just take a look at him. In short, compared to these unbridled dodgy-types, every pimp is a man of honor. What you really need to do to be convinced of that, however, is to study the matter for yourself. I'll be happy to send you enough facts to get you started. Just write to me.
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Post by Kenny on Jun 15, 2005 12:57:15 GMT 10
How &*%$#@*& dare you! I'm phoning my lawyer.
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Post by belindamooody on Jun 15, 2005 16:18:24 GMT 10
gasp! why all this? looking forward to all the pleasant threads you might start mr. purple.
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Post by Mr Purple on Jun 15, 2005 20:14:22 GMT 10
If ever I had a tough letter to write, this is it. My challenge is to convince you that Ms. Belinda Moody is up to no good. Before I launch into my rant, permit me the prelude caveat that Belinda's premise (that some people deserve to feel safe while others do not) is her morality disguised as pretended neutrality. Belinda uses this disguised morality to support her bruta fulmina, thereby making her argument self-refuting. I don't want to overstate this point, but she should not open the floodgates of snobbism. Not now, not ever. Once again, all the deals Belinda makes are strictly one-way. Belinda gets all the rights, and the other party gets all the obligations.
As will become apparent sometime soon, by allowing her to attack my character, we are allowing her to play puppet master. There is absolutely nothing these slatternly, villainous dirtbags will not do to destroy their enemies. They will poke into the most secret family affairs and not rest until their truffle-searching instinct digs up some coldhearted incident that is calculated to finish off their unfortunate victim. In short, Ms. Belinda Moody speaks with such certainty and self-confidence that her brethren are utterly convinced that she is a model citizen. What you really need to do to be convinced of that, however, is to study the matter for yourself. I'll be happy to send you enough facts to get you started. Just write to me.
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Post by vickihb2 on Jun 15, 2005 20:21:36 GMT 10
Mr Purple, you naughty beast! Come on, 'fess up, whose work are you stealing here? Very funny. I'd like to write to you but sadly you don't post your email.
Highly entertaining.
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Post by vickihb2 on Jun 15, 2005 20:22:31 GMT 10
Mr Purple, I just had a horrible thought, have you knicked these from an Oxfam website? Eegads.
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Post by Mr Purple on Jun 15, 2005 22:42:32 GMT 10
Use this site to communicate with me Miss Vicki, I read it hourly, between my researching. In fact I have just been researching you my dear. I have had my suspicions for some time and I am afraid they have been borne out. More on that later.
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Post by belindamooody on Jun 16, 2005 0:35:22 GMT 10
Mr. Purple, I'm peeved indeed. You couldn't even give me my own thread? What's so special about Tortoni and Weir and not about me?
I've a good mind to mention something about sardines, but frankly, I can't stand them.
PS. your first spelling error, you've misspelled my name. (mooody)
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Post by Purple Boy on Jun 17, 2005 3:22:20 GMT 10
Kennyweir is it true that you are going to Umbria Jazz all expenses paid? You lucky boy.
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Post by Kenny on Jun 17, 2005 9:00:08 GMT 10
Kennyweir is it true that you are going to Umbria Jazz all expenses paid? You lucky boy. It's still a bit up in the air - so to speak. I'll believe it when I'm on the plane. Boy oh boy - Elton John, Chic, Diana Ross. |
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Post by Mr Purple on Jun 17, 2005 9:49:04 GMT 10
Get your own colour Purple Boy or your a goner. Kenny don't forget to say hi to the venerable Carlo. And before I go, please allow me the honor of giving you a brief lesson in Bro. Carlos Pagnotta's many presumptuous attributes. To address this in a pedantic manner, in the rest of this letter, factual information will be prefaced as such and my own opinions will be clearly stated as opinions. For instance, it is a fact that there is still hope for our society, real hope -- not the false sense of hope that comes from the mouths of selfish nutters, but the hope that makes you eager to reinvigorate our collective commitment to building and maintaining a sensitive, tolerant, and humane community. Please keep in mind that part of the myth that he perpetuates is that he has the linguistic prowess to produce a masterwork of meritorious literature. This may be a foregone conclusion, but if I seem a bit harebrained, it's only because I'm trying to communicate with him on his own level. Yes, Virginia, all the deals Bro. Pagnotta makes are strictly one-way. Bro. Pagnotta gets all the rights, and the other party gets all the obligations. That's the end of this letter. If I was unable to convince you that Bro. Carlos Pagnotta's mindless past resonates in his current policies, then you should definitely consider contacting me with your supporting or refuting evidence, opinions, personal stories, etc., so that I can make a better argument in my next letter.
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Post by belindamooody on Jun 17, 2005 16:35:38 GMT 10
mr purple - you wrote the last one all by yourself and didnt use spellcheck! ...i know who you are! you go girl... winkwink... tempted to out you for poking me though!
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Post by Kenny on Jun 17, 2005 16:57:25 GMT 10
mr purple - you wrote the last one all by yourself and didnt use spellcheck! ...i know who you are! you go girl... winkwink... tempted to out you for poking me though! Mr Purple's a sheela? This place is nutz.  |
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Post by vickihb2 on Jun 20, 2005 13:14:53 GMT 10
Oh dear, Belinda I thought you, NSW Vicki and I were the only women on this forum. Why is it that you are the one to always know who is hiding behind pen names? What do you have that I haven't?
Hmm let's see: a million times better musician, younger, less wrinkled, better hair etc. etc.
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