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Post by not danny fischer on Jul 6, 2005 21:20:40 GMT 10
i like banging, real jazz musicians whip it out in public, like Mr Whipp-it-outy, the ice cream man, but playing jazz. be it trumpet, tenor, drums, probably not trombone because its a reasonably dopey instrument, singers don't have dicks, mostly, so probably the others, pianists, refined, like noam chomsky, all that crap, appendages command respect, when you sing, you are usually female, because jazz is a male dominated area of artistic expression.  |
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Post by Hezza on Jul 9, 2005 14:12:27 GMT 10
Appendages don't command respect. Obviously noone's shown much interest in yours except your ill-used right hand.
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Post by vickihb2 on Jul 11, 2005 12:03:39 GMT 10
how do you know he's a he and how do you know they aren't left handed?
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Post by Emily Howard on Jul 11, 2005 20:02:11 GMT 10
"my name is emily howard and i am a lady. i do lady things". If anyone gets this joke, you rock!
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Post by Vicki Pollard on Jul 12, 2005 19:29:43 GMT 10
Yeah but no but yeah but.......
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Post by isaacs on Jul 13, 2005 8:56:43 GMT 10
"Eh-Eh-Eh" says Anne as she........
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Post by belinda mooody on Jul 13, 2005 10:01:08 GMT 10
totally lost on this thread.. would the kind please explain:)
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Post by isaacs on Jul 13, 2005 10:37:20 GMT 10
Hi Belinda. We're making in jokes by quoting from a HILARIOUS comedy series called "Little Britain". You would LOVE it.
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Post by Kenny on Jul 13, 2005 10:50:51 GMT 10
In jokes about TV? Bah. We need more sport around here.
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Post by aj on Jul 13, 2005 12:32:29 GMT 10
how bout I come round & stomp on your head for 5 minutes ? you can pretend you're playing rugby.
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Post by Kenny on Jul 13, 2005 12:52:37 GMT 10
how bout I come round & stomp on your head for 5 minutes ? you can pretend you're playing rugby. This from a golfer! Golf being probably the most absurd sport in a world full of them. Rugby union, rubgby league - and, OK, soccer - are the athletic equivalents in improvisatory terms of jazz. And - yes, yes, yes - I know that a zillion more jazz players play golf than jazz, but that's coz they're cowards who don't want their fingers broken. |
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Post by al on Jul 13, 2005 13:23:42 GMT 10
Is dust high in calories or low in calories? Anybody? Yes, no dust.Yes, no dust.Yes, no dust.Yes, no dust.Yes, no dust.Yes, no dust.Yes, no dust.Yes, no dust.Yes, no dust.Yes, no dust.Yes, no dust.Yes, no dust.
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Post by isaacs on Jul 13, 2005 14:46:29 GMT 10
Oh Ivor! That was the name of Ivor!
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Post by johnk on Jul 13, 2005 18:33:13 GMT 10
'king hell, yah but what r u all on, but?
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Post by aj on Jul 14, 2005 9:05:49 GMT 10
golf isn't absurd.........................frustrating, difficult (for most of us), fickle & worse, but not absurd.. And definitely addictive. Even when you play well, you convince yourself you could have done better -- which makes its appeal to jazz musicians understandable.
'Absurd' is the version of gymnastics which involves ribbon twirling ; or that one (curling ?) where your teammates sweep the ice with brooms as your thingy makes it way towards the target
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