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Post by march on Aug 20, 2005 21:57:37 GMT 10
Thought I might try to lighten up a bit..............there must be plenty of these out there, so post away!
How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?
1,5,1,5,1,5,1,5,1,5,1,5.............................
What do you throw a drowning piano player?
Their piano
What's the range of a flute?
Depends how good your arm is.
Why is a bassoon better than an oboe?
It burns longer.
;D ;D ;D ;D
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Post by Mr Corduroy on Aug 21, 2005 14:42:22 GMT 10
What's the definition of a gentleman? Someone who can play the banjo but chooses not to.
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Post by bill on Aug 21, 2005 21:35:00 GMT 10
Why do clarinet players leave their clarinet on the front seat?...
So they can park in the disabled spot....
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Post by johnyf on Aug 22, 2005 22:33:24 GMT 10
-for shaggaz among others...
What's the difference between a trombone player and a factory worker?
You can raise a family working in a factory!
Why is a drum machine better than a drummer?
Because it can keep a steady beat and won't sleep with your girlfriend.
WHat does new age music sound like when played backwards?
New Age music
Why do clarinettists blow their horns between their legs?
Thats all the excitement they can get.
What do a banjo solo and an early ejaculation have in common?
You see it approaching, but you can't prevent it.
And a lovely limerick...
To the Cellist, the lovely Miss Datchet
Said the conductor, with a voice like a hatchet
"you have twixt your thighs
a thing of beauty and size
Yet you just sit there and scratch it."
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Post by VB man on Aug 22, 2005 22:36:31 GMT 10
Girls are like pianos, when they're not upright, their grand.
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Post by mim on Aug 23, 2005 0:47:50 GMT 10
What are the differences between a dead banjo player lying in the middle of the road, and a dead chicken lying in the middle of the road?
There are skid marks before the chicken, and there's a slight chance the chicken was on the way to a gig.
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Post by nex on Sept 4, 2005 20:42:28 GMT 10
What did the drummer get on his IQ test?
... drool ...
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Post by bored on Sept 5, 2005 11:52:18 GMT 10
why are there no banjo's in Star Trek?
'cos its based in a perfect future.
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Post by jim budd on Sept 23, 2005 17:42:59 GMT 10
;Q. what is the difference between a banjo and a tramploline??
A. you should take your shoes off to jump omn a tramploline!! ;D
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