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Post by delivery kid on Oct 20, 2005 15:55:01 GMT 10
Q. How do you get a jazz musician off your front porch?
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A. Pay him for your pizza.
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Post by Johnboy on Oct 20, 2005 21:34:05 GMT 10
very funny but do you have to tip him?
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Post by yee har on Oct 22, 2005 17:09:14 GMT 10
whats the hardest thing about asking your parents for a pair of rollerblades?
telling them you're gay
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Post by march on Oct 23, 2005 15:23:57 GMT 10
What happens if you ask a drummer for directions?
You end up turning L R L L R L R R L R L L R L R R etc
(sorry, such a music nerd joke!)
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Post by isaacs on Oct 23, 2005 15:33:30 GMT 10
How many Bulgarians does it take to change a lightbulb?
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Post by ha ha on Oct 24, 2005 23:19:50 GMT 10
how many bass players does it take to change a lightbulb?
1, 5, 1, 5....
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Post by Mama on Oct 26, 2005 17:46:56 GMT 10
Type the word
failure
into a google search and hit the "I'm feeling lucky" button.
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Post by vickihb2 on Oct 26, 2005 17:49:55 GMT 10
God I miss this place when I am away! Very funny.
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Post by Stan Dodds on Oct 27, 2005 15:01:25 GMT 10
Hello, has anyone hears sam bates play recently, drummer from melbourne. Wow, that guy is like a hairless horse trying to buck the sweat off in a barbershop. Formula 1 drag flam!!!
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Post by old and confused on Oct 27, 2005 18:43:57 GMT 10
what's does that mean? Is that good?
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Post by hippie on Oct 27, 2005 19:01:49 GMT 10
what's the difference between a djembe and an onion?
no one cries when you cut a djembe in half!
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