WHERE ARE YOU GOING?

[Kenny]

After a robust discussion with some of my SHS colleagues, there was no doubting the general view of our preferred destination.

Here are some of the factors we assessed:

HEAVEN:
Harps
Fluffy clouds
Togas
Cliff Richard
Jimmy Swaggart
Christian rock/pop
Shrub
Smooth jazz

HELL:
Jazz
Rock 'n' roll
Drugs
Sex
Fried food
Alcohol
Coffee
Fast-food home delivery

WELL?

[aj]

Beg to differ kenny : stuff like 'smooth jazz' & 'Christian rock' could ONLY be available in Hell !!

[Kenny]

You are working from a perspective that views heaven as desirable and hell as hellish. I see it the other way around - all the namby pamby, sanitised, hypocritcal stuff will be upstairs and all the cool stuff will be downstairs.

It's like at parties, where even the non-smokers end up on the veranda with all the sinners. Coz that's where the action is, you know.

[mim]

Well, I'm an atheist jew. If I'm wrong, and it turns out there is a hell, I guess I'm there.

When I sneeze and people say "Bless you", I say, "Too late."