TALL POPPY GROWER

[Dianne]

You Fuckin User!

Why did you leave last night!
Sherrie heard you leave anyway!
And No! I didnt find any condoms you bastard!
You just bullshitted me that i sound good,
you think your the fuckin best player in Melbourne, but you are shitous!
And i will prove it! How come you never play Bennetts?
How come you dont get anygigs....
How come Chris tanner fired you?
How come you have to post all this negative shit about other players here but you never practice yoruself!
and then you weasil your way into my life and fuck me and then leave at 4am!
You are fucked!!!!

[nuts]

looks like the xmas spirit is alive and well.....

[cherry blossum]

wowzers....

i knew this was alive and well and waiting to spew forth in chunks all over ozjazz forum.
cause for celebration i say....

[aj]

ok, now it's getting really weird !

[johnnymastropaulos]

Can't say I disagree Adrian.

Heres my theory: TPG, Whipper Snapper, Dianne and even the so-called "Chris Tanner" are actually the same person.

Thai? No, to crude for Jing.
Scott? No, he's busy redecorating his shack.
Phil Rex? Now we're getting warm I think... Sex, Yelling, Crude Pop Culture References, etc. very much his style.

but thats just a guess.

[rudolph]

Bad guess Johnny!
Chris would never visit a site like this. Too busy playing 'puter games or doing gigs to bother with crapping on here. And he's hardly a "futurist". Cant' see Chrissy diggin Missy Higgins or Missy Elliot. Or any other missy. Specially Diane.
Sorry you got shafted Di. Hardlly the place to bring it up though!
I am not TPG or CT but I was WhipSnip....ONCE....tilll someone else started posting using my alais. Just felt like cutting some Poppys. Its so lame and sad that people pretend to be other people here. But I'm so totally sick of it now. . I keep saying I will never come here again ... but its addictive....but SO horrible.
EVERYTIME I VISIT THIS SITE I HAVE NIGHTMARES>

Phil!.... You say, Johnny! Not his style. Too busy having a life.
Thai? Come on! Jings got class.
Scott.? At least he uses his real name...and makes sense!
Johnny...... your so out of the loop.
Stop guessing!Stop Posting. STOP TALKING ABOUT REAL PEOPLE WHEN YOU DONT HAVE THE BALLS TO SPEAK FOR AND AS YOURSELF!!!!!
THAT GOES FOR ALL OF YOU!
Its nice that Mark has a site here we can communicate on about things that matter ...but the truth is , most of the shit on here doesn't matter, and its depressing and out of control.

Mark. DEAR SIR! Shut down this site, for a while, and clean out the cess-pit. Take a holiday!
Merry Christmas everyone. Hope to see you in a decade or 3.

XXXXXX

[Kenny]

rudolph said:

STOP TALKING ABOUT REAL PEOPLE WHEN YOU DONT HAVE THE BALLS TO SPEAK FOR AND AS YOURSELF!!!!!
THAT GOES FOR ALL OF YOU!

But apparently not for your thoroughly pukin' stupid self. Rudolf - ha ha.

[tinky]

I love it when people diss this site for the reasons that they create, it all makes sense to me in a weird fucked up way.

BTW, I love the shit that doesn't matter, it means a lot to me

[Spurted]

"Scott.? At least he uses his real name...and makes sense!"

I'd be offended by that Scott!!! ... the bit about making sense.

[dumbass]

A good Jazz player should be Illiterate youse arte all half baked wankers

[johnnymastropaulos]

rudolph said:

Phil!.... You say, Johnny! Not his style. Too busy having a life.

hardly.

i bet he's at home right now, reading this and making himself a refreshing carrot juice.

okay maybe not phil, fair enough...

but you gotta admit it's hard thinking of a stupid, futurist, user, hip-hop loving, reactionist freak, that plays with christ tanner in the melbourne jazz scene...

especially since don stewart left town.

[johnnymastropaulos]

love ya donny.

[tinky]

Sense?? The only sense I have is a good sense of smell! Comes in handy when working with the likes of Rex, then I can enjoy all the hard work he puts in.

[watchful]

you guys are full of shit...yes ALL of you

[johnnymastropaulos]

so insightful...

so watchful....

so are you...