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Post by tiger rex on Jan 23, 2006 15:21:10 GMT 10
"The greatest alto player on earth as far as he or I am concerned"
Shannon barnett
" When i heard tiger I cut my hair and looked more conservative"
Jules
"If Tiger calls, i even pick up the phone"
Steve Mag
" I dont drink before a tiger gig ....so that I can be clear to receive"
- Phil Rex
"Tiger taught me to grunt when I play"
Keith Jarrett
"Tiger feasts on my psyche way after he has finished playing"
Sam keevers
" Tiger sucks"
Stanly Crouch
" tiger rex is good"
Don Knotts
"When I reach for some music, I reach for tiggy rex"
Tom Seger
"I wore a balinese mask at a performance once and i think now it was because i had a premonition of a new voice, Tiger rex"
Brian brown
"high speed winks" (ie two thumbs up)
Bob Sedergreen
"slower winks"
Steve Sedergreen
"I like jazz again....... sort of"
Steve hadley
"I transcribed everything he has recorded and realised, he is also
chanelling the spirit of Alobar, a 500 year old man ..Alobar is trying to communicate to us through tiger rex."
Tom robbins
"I heard him via a eastern European friend and have never looked back...or foward..
only inwards...since experiencing his soul cry"
mark isaacs
"Tiger is the reason I play my weird shit, Ian Crowther is the reason
I teach"
Tinkler
"ladies a gentleman this is really tigers voice"
megan
"I am thinking about helping Tiger " henry Ma
"Tiger may be gay and racist, but he can play damn it"
Kimba the white lion
"I am an alcoholic"
Humpty the fun loving bear
"Tiger is a lie that tells the truth"
Jane March
"Tiger is like a shipwreck"
Vince Jones
I've decided, I'm going to feed every little addiction and silently go mad 'cause after hearing Tiger, my music is void
anon
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Post by jazz police on Jan 23, 2006 16:36:36 GMT 10
man, you sounded boring last night. Get over yourself. The whole band did. Maybe except for Felix, but he sounded like he was in a cage anyway.................
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Post by jazz police on Jan 23, 2006 17:09:27 GMT 10
Only joking!!!!Man Tiger , I love you and your music and Im sorry I have to hide behind my deathwish-scummy-hackneyed-lowlife-humourless-lipsyncable title of Jazz police....WOOPEEE!!
, but, alas, I have no soul and no life and I must let off steam here so as to creat SOME meaning in my shallow life..
please forgive me but I am empty and your cup runneth over...I wish I could BE you and play even a small percent of what you can play !!!!
because , deep down , i know i should really give up music and become a seal clubber, thats one thing i would be good at...
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Post by Sweety Pie on Jan 23, 2006 17:11:07 GMT 10
Tiger can we have sex please? You do like women don't you?
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Post by Sweety Pie on Jan 23, 2006 17:13:38 GMT 10
Jazz police, can we have sex please? I like a man who knows how to kill a seal and you are as funny as Tiger. Maybe we could do a three way thing? Purrrr.....
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Post by cartman on Jan 23, 2006 17:18:44 GMT 10
whats in a 3 way? is that like stuffed crust pizza with extra cheese?
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Post by shaggaz on Jan 23, 2006 17:20:26 GMT 10
"Real men like men. Women are for poofters."- Phil Rex
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Post by jazz police on Jan 23, 2006 17:30:20 GMT 10
aaah there's my split personlaity going again.........................If you wanted to have sex with me and Tiger, Sweetie Pie, it would actually be a four-way
which is like a stuffed crust pizza with extra extra cheese
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Post by Sweety Pie on Jan 23, 2006 20:26:31 GMT 10
You thnk a woman with a body like mine eats stuffed crust pizza? Well ok, maybe just a small piece after 4 hours at the gym.
So, is it your place or Dave's? Can you invite Tinky to clean the pool?
By the way, this magnificent bosom you keep staring at is real.
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Post by Wino on Jan 24, 2006 1:13:14 GMT 10
What would we we really like our peers to be saying?
Tortoni
Bennetts is runing some weekend gigs without vocalists.
Anyobdy
Can you dep a corporate gig for me, it only pays 800 bucks but you get dinner and you ony have to play one set and it is five minutes drive from you house.
Anybody
Can I help you with your heavy equipment?
Most band members
Yeah I've got all the charts you gave me last week and they are in alphabetical order.
Band members to band leader
Thanx for booking me.
Meany Band leader to band member
Thanx for turning up on time and remembering your charts and looking sexier than me in your Armani suit which means you are now fired.
Neglected musician to AJ
Sorry I can't do the Town Hall at Malvern or Wang I'm booked solid until the end of 2007. Maybe 2008 perhaps, speak to my agent.
Anyone on the phone to Albare Pagnotta
No I don't want a new telephone service but I'm happy you finally got a job after you lost all your money and houses in a bad investment. Don't call me again and Cafisos band sux.
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Post by Mrs Rex on Jan 24, 2006 7:50:31 GMT 10
Anyone on the phone to Albare Pagnotta No I don't want a new telephone service but I'm happy you finally got a job after you lost all your money and houses in a bad investment. Don't call me again and Cafisos band sux. You CAN NOT be serious, your happy it got a new job? Whats up with you? Sick, sick sick. |
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Post by Francesco on Jan 24, 2006 23:02:07 GMT 10
 ba-da-be-bop do wop, shoo..... diddly do-wop wop wop ba do-ba-do-ba-do-ba-do -ba-do-ba-do-ba-do-ba-do-ba-do-ba-do-ba-do-ba-do-ba-do-ba-do-ba-do-ba-do- ba-do-ba-do-ba-do-ba-do-ba-do-ba-do-ba-do-ba-do-ba-do-ba-do-ba-do-ba-
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Post by u really wanna know on Jan 27, 2006 14:42:46 GMT 10
Who the fuck is jazz police?
Is Ironguts really Danny Fischer?
God that Tiger Rex stuff got boring.
Cartman is so infantile who would waste their time doing that?
What was all that stuff about Tim Stevens review about..
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Post by need to know basis on Jan 27, 2006 16:04:12 GMT 10
Cartman as emblem of what's bad about the Australian jazz scene:
Take an idea that's someone else's, and has been accepted as 'funny' by a whole lot of other people.
Impersonate it, steal all its jokes (no matter how boring) and bask in its glory while generating none of your own.
Hey presto! You exist.
This works with bebop, the Keith Jarrett trio, or any of the odd time signatures, piano accordion, glass harmonica etc. you heard when you were last in New York.
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Post by shaggaz on Jan 27, 2006 18:00:49 GMT 10
ironguts is sooo not danny fischer. Whoever reveals his true identity though... they gonna get sued right ironguts?
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