I CHALLENGE SCOTT TINKLER TO A DEBATE!!!

[Tiger rex]

Vicki:
Didnt know YOUR name was Scott Tinkler, but if it isnt , then pleeeassse keep your halfcut perspectives to yourself (and maybe some of those cafes on Acland street)...and please dont interject when heavycats such as myself are debating.

As for umpire? Typical sycophantic rubbish.."ohh noo. Scott might recognize me so I better support him"
Give me a BREAK!
Everyone is so scared to tell the truth here. Tiger Rex is not.


On jazz forum its always diplomacy over truth and over music in fact...
"I wanna be Scotts friend, I hope he likes me"

"i better keep so and so in my band..he sounds like SHIT..but hes my friend............

BORING!

People need to speak up about the trumpet too!
Tiger plays Alto and he likes trumpet ocasioanlly too...but...
It was diplomacy that allowed the trumpet to be considered a worthwhile instrument in the first place "ohhh whats that horrid sound???its a trumpet? But He looks so cute playing it and seems to be enjoying it...let him play."
AND BECAUSE EVERYONE IS AFRAID TO HURT ANYONES FEELINGS WE HAVE TRUMPETS.EVERYWHERE. GOD. ITS A NIGHTMARE PEOPLE
(cue: Chuck mangiones 'Feel So good' with images of everyone congratulating Scott on his performance, everyone backslapping and praising Scott)
Now.
Tiger says Scott is a great player ..dont get me wrong ..but I wouldnt put his playing on when I was having a root...


however...

please put bird on, Or cannonball, or me Tiger!!

Coz we are going to GET LAID that way, you know!

Scott, you should translate your brilliance to teh alto, ill show you how to play, you will learn from tiger...and then, when you have it down..its gunna be amazing !!!!
Imagine your music on Alto.Imagine being able to slip that mouthpiece in,,,,,,mmmmmmm and then really control the sound and whammo..
Im gunna make you a star Scotty.


love Tiggypoo
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How do you get a trumpet player to play fff?
Write mp on the part.

What's the differance between a trumpet player and God?
God knows he's not a trumpet player.












How man trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?

None, because the world revolves around them!

What's the difference between a trumpet and a chain saw?

Vibrato, though you can minimize this difference by holding the chain saw very still.

What is a gentleman?

Somebody who knows how to play the trumpet, but doesn't.



What's the difference between trumpet players and government bonds?

Government bonds eventually mature and earn money.

How to trumpet players traditionally greet each other?

"Hi. Nice to meet you. I'm better than you."

[Mal Sedergreen]

Fuck you Scott...what are trying to say...
man I dont know who this tiger guy is but at least he doesnt put people down....
Call me at Dizzys. i want to speak with you about this because alot of people will read this you know.
Mal

[MOJO]

That is soooo not Tiger Rex. Come on , if you're going to pretend you're someone else, at least mimic their writing/speaking style.

[I see it but I dont believe it]

Perhaps we could call this debate "The Inarticulator"
with Tiger and Scott in a cage trying to string a sentence together.

[Tinkler]

I said:

Perhaps we could call this debate "The Inarticulator"
with Tiger and Scott in a cage trying to string a sentence together.

Hey jazzstiff, maybe you should go and bore your partner and all your friends with your arrogant opinions

[nostradamus]

question : are Tinkler and Tiger the same person, if you go by spelling alone, its spooky.

[Kenny]

nostradamus said:

question : are Tinkler and Tiger the same person, if you go by spelling alone, its spooky.

How about this: Maybe it's a jazzy version of "Glen Or Glenda".

[chocolate mooose]

C'mon Tinky... are you gonna reply to Mal sedergreen??

[vickijane]

Tiger said:

Vicki:
Didnt know YOUR name was Scott Tinkler, but if it isnt , then pleeeassse keep your halfcut perspectives to yourself (and maybe some of those cafes on Acland street)...and please dont interject when heavycats such as myself are debating.

"Hi. Nice to meet you. I'm better than you."

David Rex, you little worm of a boy-Cannonball- wannabe. You had better run and hide behind your mum's skirts. You silly boy. I am twice as experienced in fighting, twice your size and nine times as nasty. (Just ask EM)!

Acland street? I only go there when I have to interview some half brained idiot who insists on going there in the first place. I started avoiding it when you started stalking me, remember?

Balaclava rules supreme.

As for Stinkler yeah, right, like I really need more impoverished jazz musicians to come round to my house and drink all my wine.

You know those CDs of yours I paid for? I'm burning them for to give away to all those kids who need to learn how not to play alto.

If you want a thread to yourself, get MSN. Meanwhile put me on the door for your next gig, ok sweetheart?

[I see it but I dont believe it]

Tinkler said:

I said:

Perhaps we could call this debate "The Inarticulator"
with Tiger and Scott in a cage trying to string a sentence together.

Hey jazzstiff, maybe you should go and bore your partner and all your friends with your arrogant opinions

see what I mean

[old martial arts pal]

hey Vicki, you still into tai kwan do and origami for the human body.

[observer]

Wow, this is turning into a mass-debate

[vickijane]

old said:

hey Vicki, you still into tai kwan do and origami for the human body.

In English it's actually spelt "Tae Kwon Do". And if you kept up with the times you would know that I’m now purely Sumo.

I see you are still into lame one liners though (yawn). Sadly, so little changes in the world of Jazz, just like your solos.

[tinky]

The real Tinkler here. Dont you hate it when someone uses your name.
OK, so I don't claim to be the most articulate person and my spelling stinks but I know how to spell FUCK OFF and I think its pretty clear what I mean by that.
Mal ( I know its not the real one but hey), personally I think that infering Miles is better than you is not too much of an insult so get over it.
For the record I'm definately not Tiger, not that there's anyway to prove that.
Tiger, you simply have won my argument for me by prooving you are a raving lunatic, totally crazy, typical of the dementure of an Alto player.

[bill bailey]

John Coltrane Invitation An Invitation for you over verbose under souled asses to shut the fuck up.