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Post by Kenny on Feb 11, 2006 12:38:22 GMT 10
Nothing personal pal, but geez I'm glad you're dead. [glow=red,2,300]ELVIS ON SPEED[/glow][glow=red,2,300] TERRORIST ELVIS[/glow] [glow=red,2,300] JESUS ELVIS[/glow] "And Elvis so loved the world that he died, fat and bloated, in a bathroom. He very pointedly did not rise from the dead three days later, but was nonetheless seen across the world by various and sundry housewives. Create your own Ain't Nuthin' Butta Hound-Dogmas, but be sure to stay out of the Sacred Heartbreak Hotel, where damned souls twinkle like stars in the night, each a Hunka Hunka Burnin' Love. "Return, we beseech the, O Lord of Hostess: look down from Heaven, and behold, and visit this mall...'' And: "And the Word was made flesh, and dwelt among us, and did shimmy like unto your sister Kate'' Also: "You ain't nothin' but a human, Sinnin' all the time, Just an ungrateful human, Sinnin' all the time, No, you don't deserve salvation, But you can be a friend of mine..."
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Post by vickijane on Feb 11, 2006 14:17:22 GMT 10
Hey Kenny, I LOVE Elivis.
The fact that he's dead makes him all the more attractive.
I have my own Jesus Elvis with bobbing head. Love the terrorist Elvis. In London there used to be a shop for Elvis freaks called "Elvisly Yours" - they sold pink satin love heart cushions with their logo in it. They were dead serious. Kind of like their idol.
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Post by Kenny on Feb 11, 2006 14:22:14 GMT 10
The fact that he's dead makes him all the more attractive. RRRRRRRRiiiiiight. (Kinky!)
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Post by johnk on Feb 11, 2006 23:09:10 GMT 10
kenny did u find all this stuff on 1 site? 'freakin' brilliant stuff
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Post by cartman on Feb 12, 2006 10:59:15 GMT 10
kennyweir dude...... is elvis my dad?
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Post by Spot on Feb 12, 2006 15:35:17 GMT 10
Cartman dude isnt your dad all of the members of american football team or Marlon Brando or someone from NAMBLA?
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