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May 2, 2006 3:16:05 GMT 10
Post by bodgey on May 2, 2006 3:16:05 GMT 10
How do you turn a duck into a musician?
Put it in the oven until its Bill Withers.
I wouldn't normally post jokes, but I couldn't resist that one.
Top that, you lot! ;D
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May 2, 2006 21:16:16 GMT 10
Post by johnnymastropaulos on May 2, 2006 21:16:16 GMT 10
bodgey, even by my appallingly low standards that really is truly awful.
Top that? No. No Challenge.
now a joke that was less funny... now there's a challenge.
hmm... I dunno...
What do you get when you cross a box of tissues and peice of paper??
tissue paper.
ha.
now THAT is not funny.
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May 2, 2006 23:27:38 GMT 10
Post by bodgey on May 2, 2006 23:27:38 GMT 10
Johnny!! You're back!! I knew it would take someone to stoop to an all time low-scraping-the-bottom-of-the-barrel bad joke, or at least something distasetful to get you back on here you dirty lurker you.  I have worse up my sleeve, believe me. You've seen my sleeves. |
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May 3, 2006 15:07:15 GMT 10
Post by johnnymastropaulos on May 3, 2006 15:07:15 GMT 10
you know what they say... long sleeves short pockets
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May 3, 2006 15:14:55 GMT 10
Post by Kenny on May 3, 2006 15:14:55 GMT 10
Q: What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend?
A: Wiped his bum!
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May 3, 2006 15:26:28 GMT 10
Post by bodgey on May 3, 2006 15:26:28 GMT 10
I knew I could count on you, Kenny!
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May 3, 2006 18:28:11 GMT 10
Post by alimcg on May 3, 2006 18:28:11 GMT 10
So Germany hasn't sapped your sense of humour yet Bodge? You are playing, organised, efficient, disciplined jazz now, ja oder nein?
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May 3, 2006 19:04:08 GMT 10
Post by captain on May 3, 2006 19:04:08 GMT 10
march should post his german jokes, ie jokes they tell in germany, not jokes about germans.
A man walked into a bar. He was an alcoholic and hated his life.
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May 3, 2006 19:46:39 GMT 10
Post by bodgey on May 3, 2006 19:46:39 GMT 10
Oh man, that's why I'm so determined to keep in touch with the Aus scene! Germans with a sense of humour akin to Australians are few and far between, but I'll learn 'em yet.
...and in answer to you question, Vice Captain.....nein. I will continue to play the Bodge way, i.e. with very little sense of time, groove, harmony, melody, continuity of thought, form and style - but with a whole lotta Bodge!
Having a lot of fun tho. Miss you guys and the band.
Bruce!
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kimba
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May 3, 2006 23:17:33 GMT 10
Post by kimba on May 3, 2006 23:17:33 GMT 10
I know one but Richard Burns told me and I don't know if I can repeat it here....
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lach
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May 4, 2006 13:54:13 GMT 10
Post by lach on May 4, 2006 13:54:13 GMT 10
If Burner told you a joke it is definately not suitable. His repertoir is plentiful and heinous.
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kimba
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May 5, 2006 21:28:04 GMT 10
Post by kimba on May 5, 2006 21:28:04 GMT 10
he told me every joke I know...now, let's see, there must be one here that's not rank....
ummm...
nah, they're ALL rank. Bless Burner for being a rank c*nt
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