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Post by glean on Nov 27, 2006 17:57:39 GMT 10
I've decide to out myself and everyone else in the process and the what are you listening to thread has gone WAY off
Mim is really Peter Knight
Trumpet Guy is Nichaud Fitzgibbon
Pettman is James Morrison who hasnt slept for three years
Kenny is Mark Isaacs
PaulGrab is Albert Dadon
Glen is Matt Jodrell
AJ is Sandy Evans
Captain is Simon Barker
Mark Isaacs is Adrian Jackson
Scrote is Andrew Gander
OJ is Jordan Murray
Gb is Alison Wedding
Alison Wedding is Choulai
Colin Hopkins is Meg from Bennetts
Miriam is Going to deletethis maybe
bm is Tony Gould
chindamo is Yvette Johanssen
etc... ............
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Post by alimcg on Nov 27, 2006 19:04:03 GMT 10
and I'm the PM.
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Post by pettman on Nov 27, 2006 20:16:24 GMT 10
James Morrison, Collin Hopkins, I am a diverse person. Sort of fat and skinny at the same time. A circus performer and an architect rapped up in one. Maybe I could design a new tent for Circus Oz and have Jenny Craig work in the canteen?
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Post by glean on Nov 27, 2006 21:36:02 GMT 10
pettman this obsession with people's weight is a bit weirdsville man,,,,,,,,I would never have classed JC as fat, solid maybe, CH is thin, yeah but it suits him and anyway he lives in Fitzroy so he has to be thin,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, the best body in jazz belongs to Ladylex,,,,,,va va voom, I know ,,,,,,,,,I've seen her picture......sigh she's really a hottie who puts fire in my wire ,,,,,,,,,,,, but now I really dont think you are her anymore but i'm sure you put fire in someone's wire  maybe you should go on Idol? you could make goo goo eyes in a ding ding a ding styleee at Mark Holden and get a bakstage touch up, sorry i meant touch down.  |
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Post by glean on Nov 27, 2006 21:40:57 GMT 10
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Post by ironguts on Nov 28, 2006 6:46:10 GMT 10
Hey you bastards shouldn't joke around. I got outed when I was young, and it really hurt man. But I tell you, those cunts can't kill me, they just make me stronger! ( after just a little break that is)
I've heard rumors that this place has gone soft since the proper outings incident, so I'm here to make it go hard again, Ironguts Viagra if you like. I'm even gonna see if my great friends Jazzpolice, Cartman and Baby Plasma and Sky Boy will come back for some real Ausy Jazz chat.
Any stupid middle class conservative Howardesk type ding ding da ding comments will be shown no mercy.
Calling CARTMAN, I miss you mate, time to come home.
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Post by gator on Nov 28, 2006 17:48:59 GMT 10
Howardesque ding ding da ding I think you mean? Come on pettman - you know you love it...specially when the master does it....
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Post by ironguts on Nov 28, 2006 18:16:04 GMT 10
gator, you are one confused reptile, everyone knows my spelling is shit!
yeah, i'm up for a decent ding da ding if done masterfully with a movement to elsewhere. its not a cage to be caught in like too many lame unimaginative conserves, like the howardesck backlookers trying to get through there lives with no thought of thier own.
and who do you mean by master, pettman?
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Post by gator on Nov 28, 2006 18:26:18 GMT 10
confused? - apparently its a higher state of being.... or in your case , beings.
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Post by ironguts on Nov 29, 2006 8:36:02 GMT 10
You didn't tell me who the Master was you reptilian conspiracy holder.
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Post by bat on Nov 29, 2006 9:42:23 GMT 10
'conspiracy holder" - is that one of those definitions of the word "cunt" from the Macquarie, guts?
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Post by gator on Nov 29, 2006 10:06:17 GMT 10
Chronicles of the John Howard quintet....
Been a few leadership hassles, smirking bass player Costello wants to be the boss but hes got competition from the rather stiff Pianist B.Nelson. To be honest though, Howard, the old c**nt wants to keep gigging (so he can tour overseas) - the yanks seem to like his style but thats cause he plays all of their favourite tunes just the way they like it. Its been a bit of a drab outfit since they sacked Vanstone who though being a fucking terrible singer was a great front guy/person. Still,the punters keep asking for more so Johnnys getting up a new repertoire of Nuclear fusion (all charted for him in the U.S. so he doesnt have to think, just reads the notes).
I imagine Saxophonist A.Downer will get the odd solo in the new release- hes been short on original ideas as well and has been playing at pianissimo since the AWB horns went nuts in the middle east. Now its a trim pared down unit with the odd guest spot from Mark Vaile on banjo...
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Post by ironguts on Nov 29, 2006 11:24:08 GMT 10
gator, thats beautiful stuff, you are my new best friend,,,second to Cartman of course.
still haven't told me who the Master is though??
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Post by gator on Nov 29, 2006 22:47:47 GMT 10
Hey guts -Thats a good question. Repeat this question over and over again until the answer appears..or ask Cartman - he knows everything.(Im only telling you this because Im your second best mate).
Lv gator
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Post by ladylex on Jan 31, 2007 0:18:46 GMT 10
pettman this obsession with people's weight is a bit weirdsville man,,,,,,,,I would never have classed JC as fat, solid maybe, CH is thin, yeah but it suits him and anyway he lives in Fitzroy so he has to be thin,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, the best body in jazz belongs to Ladylex,,,,,,va va voom, I know ,,,,,,,,,I've seen her picture......sigh she's really a hottie who puts fire in my wire ,,,,,,,,,,,, but now I really dont think you are her anymore but i'm sure you put fire in someone's wire maybe you should go on Idol? you could make goo goo eyes in a ding ding a ding styleee at Mark Holden and get a bakstage touch up, sorry i meant touch down. Jesus. So you did get my cheque in the mail. LOLs *reminder: buy the man some p0rn  |
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maybe you should go on Idol? you could make goo goo eyes in a ding ding a ding styleee at Mark Holden and get a bakstage touch up, sorry i meant touch down. 
